Sometimes a girl just needs to thank those who put her where she is today
O, collapsible step
When you are in your collapsed state, you and me
Are like two tiny, compact peas
In this huge, frightening world of giants
And high shelves.
You make me tall, you help me reach for my goals
You are the wind beneath my wings;
The step beneath my feet.
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